Dogs, Cheap children

Dogs are a lot like children, except you don't have to pay for their college or take them on vacation. They can be cute and snugly, and also little demons, just like children. Both will pee on the carpet, play fetch, and tear up the furniture. Fortunately, if a dog is misbehaving, you can lock them outside. Unfortunately, doing it to children is not acceptable. With dogs there are many different breeds to choose from. With children you get what comes.

There are many different types of dogs. They range in size from that of a large rodent, to the size of a small pony. Some look like fuzz balls. Some look like walking mops. Some look like dogs. Some look naked. Some even do chores, without you asking them to. Some are really dumb. Some are smarter then some humans I've met.

Dogs are not like cats. Sure, they are both furry, smelly, and destructive, but that's where their similarities end. A dog thinks like this: "This person feeds me and cares for me. He must be God." A cat on the other hand thinks like this: "This person feeds me and cares for me. I must be God." You can train a dog to fetch your slippers, sit, fetch the newspaper, or read a book...wait...those are the dogs on my planet. You can train a cat to not poop on your bed, to um um um...that's it. So if dogs are cheap children, then cats are cheap rebellious teenagers.

Farewell, and may your dog always chase off the cats.