The Importance of Good Grammar

In these days of texting, grammar rules have been completely ignored. Not only does this make a great deal of miscommunication, but it also makes lots of people look stupid. People need to learn the difference between its and it's; there, their, and they're; accept, and except; advice, and advise; two, to, and too; I and me; dessert, and desert; dual, and duel; site, cite, and sight; then, and than; etc.

There is a big difference between "I'd rather be pissed off, than pissed on." and "I'd rather be pissed off, then pissed on." There is also a difference between "Lets eat, Grandma." and "Lets eat grandma." There's also a big difference between "Your dinner" and "You're dinner." Punctuation saves lives. Be careful what you write. You're grammer and spelling misstakes are their for all too see. (Yes, I did that on purpose.)

For your enjoyment, I will now post funny and real grammar, spelling, and punctuation mistakes:

1. Shoplifters will be prostituted.

2. Toilet only for Disabled Elderly Pregnant Children.

3. Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.

4. Don't wear black people. (I really think they needed a comma.)

5. Quite please. Exams in progress.

6. Students cook and serve grandparents.

7. Hunters please use caution when hunting pedestrians using walk trails.

8. Sorry for an enconvenience padestrian access temperory closed.

9. There is no I in happyness.

10. Blood, Stool, Urine, Seman, Pregnency, etc. are tasted here.

11. Sorry where closed.

12. Thank you for severing our country.

13. No! more rape.

14. The Average North American consumes more than 400 Africans.

15. If its to loud your to old.

16. Pump's Are Not Taking Debit Card's Please Fill Up Gas And Pay In Side With You're Debit Card OR Use As Credit At Pump. Thank you Sorry For Inconvenius

17. So Fun, They Won't Even Know Their Learning

18. We BYE used cars.

19. Don't you wish you're girlfriend was grammatically correct like me.

20. We can't cook are meat right now sry for the incavence. But we still have chicken to sever sry again           Management.

21. Kitchen assistent required, good English essencial, apply within.

22. Violators will be towed and find $50.

23. Man bacon makes anything taste good! Even hospital salad!

24. Challenge??? Excepted!!!

25. (Over a buffet of bagels.) Please use Tongue or Tissue Paper when making your selection, Thank u  (I hope they meant tongs.)

Farewell, and may your post never go viral due to your grammar mistake.

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