Losing Weight
It appears that every year, people make New Year's resolutions, which is where they try to better themselves at something every year. One of the most common New Year's resolution is losing weight. People buy expensive gym memberships, then only go for a month. They start diets that are very unhealthy. Of course they don't stay on them for long. They decide to start eating right and exercising -- tomorrow. Few people lose weight from their resolutions, even if they stick to the fad diet. Since losing weight is such a obsession, here are my suggestions for losing weight:
1. Get a pet RazorFang. Running from him will give you very good exercise.
2. Eat Slaglamor Slugs. Although a delicacy on many planets, they taste disgusting, so you won't over eat.
3. Set realistic goals. Don't expect to go from being a couch potato to an Olympic athlete in a week.
4. Eat real food, not genetically modified, processed food crap, or food flavored plastic.
5. Realize that just because you want that cookie doesn't mean you have to eat it. You can say no.
6. Use good table manners. Not only does it make you slow down your eating, it makes you look less like a crazed Mudrat.
7. When you're eating, don't do anything else, like watch T.V., text, read a book, etc..
8. Have a child. They will eat your food for you, and keep you from sitting at the table.
9. Don't follow fad diets. They care more about making money than your health.
10. Don't eat hot dogs or drink soda. They aren't really food.
Farewell, and may you New Year's wish come true.
1. Get a pet RazorFang. Running from him will give you very good exercise.
2. Eat Slaglamor Slugs. Although a delicacy on many planets, they taste disgusting, so you won't over eat.
3. Set realistic goals. Don't expect to go from being a couch potato to an Olympic athlete in a week.
4. Eat real food, not genetically modified, processed food crap, or food flavored plastic.
5. Realize that just because you want that cookie doesn't mean you have to eat it. You can say no.
6. Use good table manners. Not only does it make you slow down your eating, it makes you look less like a crazed Mudrat.
7. When you're eating, don't do anything else, like watch T.V., text, read a book, etc..
8. Have a child. They will eat your food for you, and keep you from sitting at the table.
9. Don't follow fad diets. They care more about making money than your health.
10. Don't eat hot dogs or drink soda. They aren't really food.
Farewell, and may you New Year's wish come true.
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