The Real Easter Bunny

I went out with the Easter bunny a few days ago. People have her all wrong, like how they think she's a boy. Why would a boy have eggs like that? She's an Angorian. It's a very interesting race that looks like a cross between a bunny and a person, but don't call them bunnies. They really don't like that. She bought chickens that lay colorful eggs from someone named Derek. He owns his own pet shop where you can design your pet. I asked him for a telepathic squid. He says he's still getting the Zoronean DNA, but he'll make it.

There are many different races in the universe, and none of them look like ET. Star Wars and Star Trek get them all wrong too. There is one series that gets it right because it was written by an alien -- Eubos System, books one two and three. They tell you of beings that shoot lightning, that are connected to another dimension, those that shape-shift, the Damians who have a sixth sense, and other cool races that really exist.

You really aren't likely to get taken over by Aliens. Most of them are very nice, and most aliens don't want to visit earth because:

1. The trees here don't dance.

2. The movies are projected on a screen, not done as three dimensional holograms.

3. Cars are noisy, and an inefficient way to travel.

4. San Francisco, need I say more?

5. The Dodo birds went extinct.

Farewell, and may you not get sidetrack on one of your blogs as I just did. (But the Easter Bunny is really nice.)