Christmas Break

Christmas break is coming soon. This is very good because this means no school, no homework, and no falling asleep in class. It's too cold to do outdoor activities though. Can we celebrate Christmas in the spring? Personally, I will spend my Christmas in the Bahamas. If I can't go there, I will spend my Christmas inside drinking hot chocolate, reading a good book. I will also play a lot of snofalblot with my family. Most people are excited to go home after their hectic lives. Then they stay home for a day and go stir crazy and have to leave the house and go shopping. Shopping can be a very expensive hobby. So here are some ideas on how to enjoy being in the house:

1. Play tidilywankers. If you're not familiar with the rules, look it up on the galactic internet.

2. Pillow fights, they're always fun.

3. Make up stories with your family. No matter how far-fetched it sounds, I can think of a planet that that can happen on.

4. Bake cookies to bring to people, eat those cookies, bake cookies to bring to people, eat those cookies, bake cookies to bring to people, eat those cookies, bake cookies to bring to people, bring those cookies to someone, bake cookies for you, try not to get sick.

5. Serve other people. Preferably serve them pizza.

6. Play with children. They make good squeaky toys.

7. Make fancy decorations in your house. When you run out of things to decorate in your home, decorate your friend's house.

8. Turn on loud music and dance. No one can see you being silly in your own home.

9. Make gingerbread houses and decorate them with candy, eat them, and try not to get sick.

10. Play with all the toys, technology and underwear you got for Christmas.

Farewell, and may you have a Merry Christmas. And may your Christmas dance video not go viral.

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